Sunday, February 2, 2025

now

 im watching the grammys and i slept a lot today. i threw up last night but (despite my nakedness) i made it to the bathroom in time. i took a shot whenever i was prompted. 17 people bit my necklace. 34 looked at my boobs. i told the truth too much and i lied only a little. i said a prayer every shot i took. everyone knew i knew all the prayers and it made me popular. i meant to take lots of pictures but i took 0 (that i remember). who the fuck is teddy swims.

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