cyclical superstitions

If you eat the roach, you’ll get higher.
It's just like how if you sleep with a spoon
Under your pillow, then you’ll get a snow day
Or how if a dragonfly lands on the tip
Of your fishing rod, it’ll make you
Catch fish like never before. But the 
Dragonfly causes the water to ripple
And scares the fish away. And the spoon
Makes your pillow lopsided so you
Need to sleep through the next day anyway.
Or how the roach just burns your throat
Like smoking it would have done anyway.